Lead Weiner
Zane
It takes a smart man to play dumb.
Mr. T
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
Virginia Woolf
I'm not what you might call sexy, but I'm romantic. Let's put it that way.
Betty White
Zane is an avid squirrel chaser, professional lap warmer, and all natural duck bites enthusiast. When he’s not diligently working on his snuggling technique, he manages his Hooman with a strict production schedule of walks/poops/treats and sleep, on repeat. An excellent multi-tasker, Zane can go from dead asleep to teeth baring family protector, to lick you in the eye playful, faster than you can say, “Who’s a good boy?” His rise through the company ranks has been swift and often confounding, as he’s been observed sleeping through most production meetings but was nonetheless promoted to Senior Weiner. Hmmm. We suspect nepotism.